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When you are waiting for a page to load…
It’s loading…
Still loading…
You think it’s not loading, and you clicked the refresh button…
The second you clicked the refresh button, the whole page loads, and you’re like:
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Phil is that you on Jeremy Kyle?
phil, were you already pregnant when you cheated?
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
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oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
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If there was one item that would have most tempted you, what would that have been?
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remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
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My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
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